Its no secret that men have an incredibly difficult time understanding what women are really saying. Sure, they both speak the same language, but when a women talks, her phrases usually mean something totally different than expected. If you misread her, you could be in for a world of hurt, so we have assembled this simple guide to help you understand what your women really means when she speaks.
When your girlfriend says she needs some space, she may or may not want to break up with you. But one thing is for sure: you are being too annoying! But, the traditional definition of annoying doesn’t always apply here. What you may construe as normal behavior might be annoying for her.
For example, if you constantly call her to tell her your recent achievements playing World of Warcraft, or feel the need to call her and describe the latest episode of your favorite anime cartoon, she will probably be annoyed. While this is considered normal, even borderline romantic activity to you, she does not appreciate it.
Remedy: To fix this situation, figure out what you are doing that I annoying her and try to stop. Or even better, if you wish to maintain a relationship with any women for longer than a week, stop playing World of Warcraft and watching anime. That usually works best.
She says: I am not looking for a relationship right now
Translation: I am not looking for a relationship with you!
This usually occurs very early into a relationship. What it really means is that she made a mistake going out with you and is deeply regretting it now. Maybe she thought she could get over the fact that you still live in your parents basement (even though you’re 35), or that your addiction to Justin Timberlake could be overlooked, but it is just not the case.
Remedy: It is sad, but if you have gotten to this point, your relationship is pretty much over. The best thing to do is be a man, and go tell all your friends how bad of a person she was and that she smelled like broccoli. This usually helps. Or, you could just listen to your Justin Timberlake CD and eat ice cream until all your worries are drowned in 5 pints of Ben & Jerry’s half baked. Either way works…
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